ohcorny:

in a perfect world, men like me would not exist

but this is not a perfect world

stormbornvalkyrie:

You swore me safe conduct.

"I did, but my dragons made no promises. And you threatened their mother.”

game of thrones vs. the worst muse

flabbey:

losing power in five nights at freddy’s

image

pastel-cutie:

note 2 self

tea ask!
earl grey: how do you take your tea?
lady grey: favorite outfit?
irish breakfast: what country do you want to visit?
chamomile: comfort movie?
peppermint: what's your favorite holiday and why?
milk: do you have any allergies?
sugar: tell me about your first crush
honey: type out the last text you sent
green tea: where do you feel most at peace?
bubble tea: what ride would you pick at an amusement park?
mug: when/where do you normally drink tea?
chai: what do you order at starbucks?
oolong: what are you hoping to be doing in ten years?

I hate tfios but the song charli xcx did for it is really good

lumos5001:

hannibal-ate-bluebell:

girls don’t want boys to like them girls want kristen stewart and natalie dormer to play lesbian lovers in an indie movie with a good soundtrack

true story

Once you get this, you have to save five things you like about yourself (publicly), and then send this message to ten of your favorite followers.

oh, thank you!

1. i really like my eyes

2. my hair color

3. (when i actually make an effort to make it sound nice) My singing voice

4. (this is odd) my back

5. i’m really good at debates 

brobecks:

it’s approaching fall which means it’s almost “leggings/scarves/snow/uggs/oversized sweaters/pumpkin spice lattes/wanting a boy to cuddle with” season which means it’s also almost “complain about teenage girls and the things they like to do in the fall” season and I want y’all to know I am Not Here For That and I will defend teenage girls forever

nutmeg-slushin:

markiplite:

Brightened pictures of Five Nights at Freddy’s.

OMG THEY DON’T LOOK AS SCARY NOW AND LOOKIT THE PIZZA PARLOR AND HOW COLORFUL IT IS <3

One of Beyoncé’s models for her VMA Vanguard Award performance tells a story about how Beyoncé comforted her before the show began. So sweet!

clothobuerocracy:

All girls are wonderful and perfect and beautiful

Unless they’re fucking shitty people

All boys are wonderful and perfect and beautiful

Unless they’re fucking shitty people

Anything in between is wonderful and beautiful and perfect too

Unless you’re a fucking

Shitty

Person

They’re all males in the game. We usually try to avoid the females because what do you do with a female Turian? Do you give her breasts? What do you do? Do you put lipstick on her?

Mass Effect 3′s art director, Derek Watts (via gaarrus)

… The efficient thing about the video game industry is that it often generates its own satire.

(via gunpowderandspark)

oh my god

someone pls stop the cishets

(via presidentbear)

"Meet me at the bar. I’m buying."

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